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i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it
how to speak like chris martin:
- "oh thank you you’re so sweet"
- "you’re so kind"
- "that’s very lovely"
- "i have very big feelings for you too"
- "and, uh…yeah"
bonus words if you’re on stage:
- any swear word
pour one out to the neopets we left for dead
why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
all i want in life is
- fast wifi
- fast metabolism
- fast food
- fast shipping
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